My folks sure take their sweet time, huh! Today, they took me to the park, then we went to this place where there was a fake forest of trees. The only thing that tasted good were the wood chips all over the ground. I couldn't help but eat them - fiber, you know. They lugged one of the trees from the pretend woods home and then (you won't believe this!) they hammered and hemmed and hawed and finally brought that tree into my house!!! THEN, as if that weren't enough, they practically set fire to it with all those lights and stuff. It looks like they took a bunch of shiny stuff and threw it at that poor tree. I went to sleep. They tried to wake me up - by now I know it's for a picture with that awful flash in my eyes - but I knew better. I was trying to sleep off a busy day, but SHE had to come in and take a picture of me sleeping. Can you imagine that? Wow.
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